What 3 Dudes on the Q Taught me...

You hear the oddest things on the train everyday for the most part. It's New York and we are all use to it.

Last week I was on the Q train in a car that had about 90% of the seats filled and 5 people standing. Sitting near the door I had the "luxury" of getting a ghetto lesson on sex, money and drugs by three loud ghetto-a$$ dudes. Yes I said GHETTTOOOO.

From their amplified conversation laced in bad english and poor annunciation this is the summary:

• Turning $40 into $300 in one day (however you do it = illegal) deserves a celebration my taking a spliff to the project's roof
• Having a "baby moms" is guaranteed coochie, a dollar and a place to stay whenever needed. Note she can have another baby daddy after you, but that's ok because you two were never that tight, but she has your kid and that is what matters.
• An increasing amount of hood girls are becoming lesbians because they are tired of the ghetto behavior of dudes (I wonder why). BUT if a girl has been a lesbo for sometime that means her coochie is good and clean. All the stuff she did before when she was straight and what she might be doing presently as a homosexual doesn't matter. i.e They are waiting for "Angie" to cross back over to being straight because it will be really good coochie since she's been gay for a while.

I wonder if anyone on my train did or adopted any of this train of thought. - KO